This is the tale of some friends trying to make our way in the world, which takes everything we’ve got, and who think taking a break from all our worries sure would help a lot. Wouldn’t you like to get away? Seriously, come away with us. We are your Norm and his mailman friend, reliable and always down for a drink.
So, here’s the thing about us. On paper, Snarkoleptic, PinotNinja, and ErinGoBrawl have got this whole grown up thing happening. Happening hard. We have solid educations and good public servicey jobs where people leave us in charge, reliable cars and uncondemned living quarters, husbands and pets. And yet, somehow, more often than not, we find ourselves in ungraceful and unrefined situations. Very unadult situations continually bestow themselves upon us.
We often realize — whether it be in line at Hollister or flipping through our extensive US Weekly collections – that we are obsessed with the same things as teenagers. Even though we are thirty, flirty and thriving we still care more about facebook than finance. Essentially, we are three awkward 13-year-old girls trapped in 30-year-old bodies, which, sadly, despite hours spent at the gym and fretting over outfit choices, never seem to look like Jennifer Garner’s.
And it’s about time we owned it.
We are Snarkoleptic, PinotNinja, and ErinGoBrawl and we are stunted adults.
Please pull up a stool at our bar and pour yourself a big glass of our daily snark. Leave us a comment. Send us an email at firstname.lastname@example.org. We’ll always be glad you came. Cheers!